Jenna Heinz
Senior, Editor-in-Chief
Gave one of her teammates a concussion by running into her during a sixth-grade basketball game.
Shawna McKimmey
Senior, Website Manager
Pushed a boy to the ground in order to win an important battle of musical chairs in elementary school.
Elijah Moser
Senior, Sports Editor
Knocked a kid to the ground during a middle school club basketball game and didn’t get penalized for it.
Jenju Peters
Junior, Photography Editor
Put two live worms in her mouth for two minutes to win a youth group competition for pancakes.
Maggie Wells
Senior, Video Director
Won a very high-stakes game of limbo at a birthday party in second grade amongst a deep pool of competition.
DISCLAIMER: This story is a part of our annual April Fools’ issue, this story is not real. Happy April Fools’ Day!
