Starting April 1, the Calvin T. Library will require all students wanting to use a study room to apply for their spot instead of being first-come, first-served.
“We just have too many normal, passing students using the study rooms, and we need to prioritize our more struggling students in the study rooms,” said Bevan Oyd, Dean of the Library.
The application process will include a note from a therapist showing proof of an impending breakdown, a minimum of at least two failed exam grades, and a 200-word essay titled, “Why I Deserve Silence.”
“I honestly have everything ready to submit to apply for one, and I think this will only make it more fair, especially for the more struggling students,” said Anita Break, a sophomore psychology major.
Applications are reviewed on a rolling basis throughout the day. Priority is given to students with multiple deadlines, group projects or upcoming exams.
Will B. Studying, a sophomore biology major, said the process felt intense.
“They asked for my therapist’s phone number and proof that I’ve cried over an assignment in the last 48 hours,” Studying said. “Luckily I had receipts.”
University data estimates 75% of students enter the library with a study plan but leave with three snacks and mild emotional damage. Taking the steps to make the study rooms more usable will ensure higher academic success for the already struggling university.
“Our new system encourages fairness,” said Harold Stack, coordinator of study spaces. “Students who have already experienced two breakdowns this week will be placed on the priority list.”
According to library officials, the new application system was introduced after staff noticed a growing number of students circling the library floors in search of an open study room. Some were reportedly seen checking doors multiple times in hopes that one would magically become available.
“Now students can demonstrate their dedication through a thoughtful application and a short reflection essay about their relationship with procrastination,” Boyd said.
Studying in the library has long been a tradition for many students, particularly during high-pressure weeks of the semester.
“They said my procrastination showed ‘strong authenticity,’ but unfortunately, all study rooms were filled by students who panicked slightly earlier,” Break said.
According to the library’s new application system, only 1 in 12 students is approved for a study room during midterm season. A recent campus survey found 92% of students believe finding an open study room is more work than passing their hardest class.
“At the end of the day, we just want students to succeed,” Stack said. “And if they can survive this application process, they’re probably ready for finals.”
Applications are available on the library website or there are paper applications at the front desk of the library. Remember to complete the whole application before submitting it to be reviewed for a study room.
DISCLAIMER: This story is a part of our annual April Fools’ issue, this story is not real. Happy April Fools’ Day!
